Today’s goalie kits are boring. Identikits; same shirt, different colours. This is the golden era. When bad taste was all the rage. The ’90s Goalie Kit of the Week…

Oh, Dmitri. Remember this eyesore Russian goalkeeper Dmitri Kharine wore for Chelsea in 1994? I’m not sure what’s cooler, the 3D magic eye (“It’s a schooner!”) design, the Amiga kit sponsorship or Kharine’s curly mullet. Either way, this photo’s about as ’90s as it gets.